Comments on: Im a little Schoolgirl http://mimredbeard.com/2006/01/18/im-a-little-schoolgirl/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:27:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Lyncpreerie http://mimredbeard.com/2006/01/18/im-a-little-schoolgirl/#comment-154254 Lyncpreerie Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:00:34 +0000 http://mimredbeard.com/?p=90#comment-154254 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: Ayshaya13 http://mimredbeard.com/2006/01/18/im-a-little-schoolgirl/#comment-73 Ayshaya13 Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:33:21 +0000 http://mimredbeard.com/?p=90#comment-73 Rock on, Im so proud of you, and I know you will be the best at whatever you choose to do, love ya sis, ayshaya13 Rock on, Im so proud of you, and I know you will be the best at whatever you choose to do, love ya sis, ayshaya13

]]> By: Holiday http://mimredbeard.com/2006/01/18/im-a-little-schoolgirl/#comment-58 Holiday Sat, 21 Jan 2006 00:21:17 +0000 http://mimredbeard.com/?p=90#comment-58 You will enjoy college at this point in life. College straight out of high school is an easy excuse to prolong adolescence. You will enjoy college at this point in life. College straight out of high school is an easy excuse to prolong adolescence.

]]> By: Zeppellina http://mimredbeard.com/2006/01/18/im-a-little-schoolgirl/#comment-57 Zeppellina Fri, 20 Jan 2006 00:22:36 +0000 http://mimredbeard.com/?p=90#comment-57 Congratulations Mim!! Hey, you`re a highly intelligent lady, and the best kind at that, a highly intelligent lady with attitude! You`ll do just fine! And, you`ll brighten the place up a bit! Go for it! Zep.x Congratulations Mim!!

Hey, you`re a highly intelligent lady, and the best kind at that, a highly intelligent lady with attitude!

You`ll do just fine!
And, you`ll brighten the place up a bit!

Go for it!

Zep.x

]]> By: LordStar http://mimredbeard.com/2006/01/18/im-a-little-schoolgirl/#comment-56 LordStar Thu, 19 Jan 2006 19:53:49 +0000 http://mimredbeard.com/?p=90#comment-56 Congratulations Red.. I Love ya and you know it is all good.. You will do fine... All Ways and Always Congratulations Red.. I Love ya and you know it is all good.. You will do fine…

All Ways and Always

]]> By: Richard http://mimredbeard.com/2006/01/18/im-a-little-schoolgirl/#comment-54 Richard Wed, 18 Jan 2006 14:24:35 +0000 http://mimredbeard.com/?p=90#comment-54 The idea of going back to school is my idea of Hell. I dropped out of college in the first year. Thankfully I was eventually able to go to work for myself (I own a used bookshop). Here’s wishing you luck in enjoying it and getting what you want out of it. The idea of going back to school is my idea of Hell. I dropped out of college in the first year. Thankfully I was eventually able to go to work for myself (I own a used bookshop).

Here’s wishing you luck in enjoying it and getting what you want out of it.

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