So today is Easter or as My friend January and I like to call it Zombie Jesus day. I have always wondered what did he do those three days in the tomb, and perhaps he really was a zombie. He comes rolling out of the tomb all moaning for

 ” brains, brains! !”

hmmmmm if I beieved in hell I wonder if I would burn there for that one?

Or does the Christian God have a sense of humor ?

of course if he did than the following would have them rolling in the aisles up in heaven.

Passion of Christ