Zombie Jesus

Christianity

the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can
make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell
him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake
to eat from a magical tree.

Always suspected the Zombie angle, doesn’t surprise me one bit!

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