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The Zombie Lord and Saviour

0 Comments Published by Lilith Sativa September 2nd, 2007 in Fiction, Humour, Truth, Zombies, religion

Christianity

the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can
make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell
him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake
to eat [...]

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0 Comments Published by Lilith Sativa July 12th, 2007 in Humour, Stephen Colbert, Truth, fan girl

I think it makes me laugh hardest when he runs out of breath and dance moves.

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